Ad for a Trump Cabinet Position

Five Stages White House Employment Peter Kuper The New Yorker 072617In the wake of the presidential purge at the Department of Homeland Security, Dana Milbank, columnist for the Washington Post drafted the following fictional help-wanted ad. It’s a good example of how satire can break through the political fog to make a point. Here is his offering:

“An honest help-wanted ad for a Trump Cabinet position would go like this:

‘Flailing administration seeks Cabinet secretary willing to sacrifice dignity for employer’s vanity. No relevant experience needed. Successful candidate must be morally flexible. Familiarity with abusive personalities, a plus. Willingness to be publicly humiliated required. Employee will be fired in about 12 months and thereafter be permanently unemployable. Non- disclosure agreement mandatory. Interested candidates should contact the prison warden.’

Cartoon source: Five Stages of White House Employment, Peter Kuper, The New Yorker, July 26, 2017